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Winner Announced! Happy 50th #Birthday Giveaway – #Humor and #GiftCard #Giveaway exp 2/8

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Today Is My 50th Birthday and I Wish To Celebrate With You!

I would like to share a few humorous “Over the Hill” poems and quotes.

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A Living Success

Welcome to the beginning,

of youth of old age.

Wrinkles and hair loss,

have escaped from their cage.

To look back at the past,

there’s no rational aim.

Gravity is winning,

the fight with your frame.

This 50th celebration,

was not a request.

For family and friends,

it’s simply a test.

All of your moves,

they’ll examine precisely,

and measure your waistline,

not very nicely.

From this day forward,

if you showcase ambition.

You’ll certainly require,

the doctor’s permission.

Just take it easy,

there’s no need to stress.

In the 17th century,

you’d been a living success.

from: anitapoems.com

 

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Banned Birthday Poem

I’ve been banned form having birthdays

A new rule has been made

Signed, sealed and delivered

By the local Fire Brigade!

They say that all those candles

Would create such a blaze

They’d have to come and put it out

And stay around for days!

So, I guess I’ll have to party

Without the birthday cake,

Perhaps I’ll light one candle

Just for old time’s sake,

Those firemen! So fit and strong,

 Such handsome looking men -

Whose birthday is it, anyway?

Let’s light them all again!

 

from: Humorous Birthday Poems

 

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“You’re in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.”  Dr Seuss

“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.”  Mark Twain

“You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.”  John P. Grier

“The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything!”  Jack Benny

“I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.”  Phyllis Diller

To Celebrate My 50th Birthday and Share In The Excitement.

I’m giving away ONE $50. Gift Card from one of my favorite stores listed below.

Sears Gift Card

Sears: I love shopping at Sears. I think a large portion of our in home appliances have been purchased at our local Sears store.

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Walmart: Seriously, this is where we do our grocery shopping along with picking up items we need around our home.

Target Gift Card PTF

Target: Great place to pick up household items, groceries and gifts!

JCP Gift Card PTF

JCP: I can always find the cloths I need and want along with gifts for the family.

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Amazon: One stop shopping, delivered to your door. Need I say more.

Which gift card would you choose if you won?

The 50th Birthday Celebration will run Jan 8th – Feb 8th

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The Gift Card Winners is… # 2703 Ann L.

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